THE GREY (2011) FOUR TOP HATS
I suppose I should preface this with some sort of words like “I know not everyone is going to like this movie as much as I did” but I’ve been a big fan of plane-crash-in-alaska-survival-movies ever...
View ArticleTAKEN 2 (2012) TWO TOP HATS
I want to go on record with this thing and admit that I have nothing but love for Liam Neeson and Luc Besson, I like Maggie Grace and I have always enjoyed D.B. Sweeney’s shit – but this movie from...
View ArticleHALF ASS REVIEWS: NON-STOP AND LONE SURVIVOR
Well, here we are and Shitfest is over, for the most part. LAMENT LAMENT LAMENT!!! CRY CRY CRY!!!! But, I suppose, we must put our chins up and press on. I’ve done these types of posts before but, I...
View ArticleHALF ASS REVIEWS: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY AND A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY (1966) Normally for these Half Ass Reviews I try and go off about something totally unrelated to the mainstream movie in question but, this time, I thought I’d give a...
View ArticleTHE DEAD POOL (1988) THREE .44 MAGNUMS
I remember seeing this with my dad back in the theater before a lot of Most Beloveds who read this place were born, but I didn’t really remember much about it aside from a remote controlled car that...
View ArticleSHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST (2014)
SUBMITTED BY Shitfest 2015: A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) WAT DE FOK? That is Afrikaans for “What the Fuck? “ I don’t know, but it sounds much more effective in Afrikaans. Anyway, wat de...
View ArticleHALF ASS REVIEWS: SABOTAGE AND RUN ALL NIGHT
SABOTAGE (2014) In Sabotage, Big Schwarzie and the girl I LOVED in the U.S. tv version of The Killing use their U.S. government enforcement personnel roles to kill people and steal millions of dollars...
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